Sometimes a design can feel so radically simple and intuitive, it seems a wonder it's never been thought of before. These pop-up, aluminum lights fall into just such a category. Ranging from 🦚 and 🦉 to 🦌 and even 🌵, these sleek sconces will transform any bud's abode into the elegant safari home of their dreams.
It's a cruel world we live in when no one bothers to think how ice tongs feel about the cold. How do we know their adorable little cube-grabbers aren't reeling from the pain of winter's bite? Well, rest your furrowed brow, dear reader, for these tongs are swaddled in grippy, silicon mittens. They revel in the ice! Your moral edge is secure. Now, onto the debate about fire pokers. 😬
Up until now, getting around airports has been about as fun as oral surgery. The slog from one terminal to another, always while dragging your bag behind you or over your shoulder, has felt like a Sisyphean punishment for a new era. Fret no longer. Now, you and your buddy can roll around O'Hare like a couple of jet-setting Sons of Anarchy. Next step: matching leather jackets. 😎
You sprint into the hospital to find your friend celebrating the birth of their newborn. Fumbling at your jacket, you search for a cigar in the time-honored tradition of millions of besties before you. But all your hands produce are tobacco crumbles and a cellophane wrapper. Don't live this nightmare. Keep Havana's best safe with this stunning container of spalted tamarind and gold.
Know someone leaving on a jet plane? Don't know when they'll be back again? Say no more, friend. Stay in touch with your most remote pals through this beautifully curated collection of datable letters. Also available in collections tailored to parents, grandparents, children, and grandchildren alike. 💌📬💌
Worshiping the dark forces of Belial's armies at your fire pit has never been easier thanks to these brutal fireproof bones. Tell your friends they are all that's left of your vanquished enemies! We promise we won't tell. 🤞
Picture this: you and your bud are stranded on the wrong side of Denali. Hail pelts your faces like slugs from an ice rifle. 🥶 But it's all good, cause y'all thought ahead and set up this ultimate piece of human ingenuity: the portable hot tub. Now, you're hotter than a Maine lobster and significantly more comfortable. Ready your butts.
Like the black obelisk in 2001, the V02MKII is an advanced piece of space-age technology. With lines as sleek as an SR-71 Blackbird, and a movement as crisp as the firing pin on a Silver Pidgeon, this piece will make it clear that you and your pal are going places. The moon, for a start. 🚀
Nothing bogs down a day in the water like the inability to fly under the waves like Jason Mamoa in gold tights. Subwing solved that problem for us mere-mortals by creating a tow system that allows you and your bud to pull Atlantean acrobatics and corkscrews with ease. Just keep an eye out for the Kraken. 🐙