Food & Drink
Soylent Cafe Variety Pack
Exams, presentations, and business reports loom like a cackling Drosselmeyer. When stress hits, the first thing to be thrown out are healthy meals. How will your buds survive?
Simple, take the guesswork out of nutrition by giving them Soylent, a delicious meal replacement drink with all the macronutrients and vitamins your friends need to withstand the onslaught of tedium. Endure! 💪
ROVA Electric Cooler and Charging Station
Pop quiz, hotshot: there are twelve burgers and as many hot dogs steadily getting warmer in your styrofoam cooler. How long do you have until they both become inedible? 😓
Trick question; you planned ahead and snagged a ROVA cooler, keeping those meaty morsels cool for over a week. Crisis averted, Keanu.
Sriracha To-Go Bottle Keychain
Drive Coffee Brew System - Gulf Edition
The Grainfather Connect
Custom Drinking Horn
Pizza Socks Box
SipCaddy Bath & Shower Cupholder
Queen Majesty Hot Sauce Sampler
You and your bud find yourselves stranded deep in the jungle, fighting for survival.
Out of the brush, 3 magical creatures greet you: the Jalapeno Tequila and Lime 🐍, the Scotch Bonnet and Ginger 🐆, and the Red Habanero and Black Coffee 🐺. They leave you with 3 bottles of their essence. Your taste buds are saved.
Secret Aardvark Sauce Sampler
The hottest thing to emerge from Portland since Carrie Brownstein discovered sketch comedy, this trio of infernal sauces will inject a little pep into any spice-loving friend's step.
Our favorite? The ambrosial Aardvark Habanero Sauce: tangy, Tex-Mexy, with a dash of Caribbean panache, and just mellow enough to splash on anything and everything. The addiction is real. 🌶💉
WhiSki Poles with Built in Flask
Look, we're not saying you should drink on the slopes. We definitely ARE saying your bud will love you for thinking ahead as you walk back to the lodge, ready to imbibe, come ski-bunny o' clock.
Keep these aircraft-grade aluminum powder-sticks brimming with your libation of choice for a swift post-ski reward. 🍸