"I wish our home had less oxygen and pleasant-smelling houseplants," said no one ever.
Suffuse your friend's abode in fresh air and the unbridled satisfaction that comes with raising a living cactus or succulent, even if they are super-duper easy to grow. We won't tell. 😉
On Earth, there is no chiller animal than the noble sloth. 😴 In mugs, there is no drink more soothing than the humble tea. It should be no surprise that their alliance would produce an infuser so majestically pacifying, your bud will be reborn in the image of one bongo-tapping Matthew McConaughey. Sloths and tea: it's bigger than all of us. 🌎
Some friends are perfect angels. 😇
Others...well...let's just say their misdeeds have led you to purchasing this personalized devil prayer candle. Hail your pal, Satan! 😈