If your friend's home has less of a garbage can and more of a trash-box, a floor composed of equal parts carpeting and Cheeto, or a general aesthetic that would make Mr. Clean weep openly 😭, may we suggest improving that bud's life drastically with the award-winning, ultra-thin Eufy Robovac. Help them Robovac, you're their only hope.
Plop your drinks onto the cosmos and set phasers to imbibe. These sturdy, glass coasters come two to a pack and are perfect for protecting furniture from any perspiring refreshment, even blue milk. When your friend thanks you, tell them we said don't sweat it. 😉
Launch your friend into the Jules Verne design-aesthetic of their dreams with this enigmatic, glowing tube clock. The only way it could be any more steampunk is if it ran on whale oil and had a train whistle for an alarm. Toot toot! 🚂